I think that, like curricular proficiency exams, female students must be able pass general fashion assessments. Upon failure of a proficiency examination, these women will be limited to wearing bags (plastic or paper) or full-length gowns (must be at least two sizes too large). Scratch that. Any female student seeking to wear denim must meet certain prerequisites. One prerequisite, for example, should be a BMI of <30.
Harsh? Maybe, probably not. You be the judge:
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
NOTE: Being fat is a lifestyle choice a vast majority of the time. For instance, I like beer, Taco Bell, and video games. Thus, I have decided to retire my slim-fitting jeans until a healthier weight permits their just application. Then again, I'm extremely considerate.
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Sad thing is, she probably went to Golden Chick or another establishment such as that, without any hesitation..
Why do you hate girls?
"Daum Girl, How'd you get all that in
Dem Jeans,
Dem Jeans?
How'd you get all that in Dem?
Daum Girl
How'd you get all that?
(Is you talking to me?)
Yeah, you
I bet you had to jump up and down
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to wiggle it around
Just to put 'em on
Bet you had to lay back on the bed
Just to zip 'em up
Am I right?
(You right)
Baby that's what's up"
-Chingy
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